COME ON FAGGOTS

• 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
• 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
• 3. Are you a virgin?
• 4. Are you in a relationship?
• 5. Are you in love?
• 6. Are you single this year?
• 7. Can you commit to one person?
• 8. Describe your crush
• 9. Describe your perfect mate
• 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 11. Do you ever want to get married?
• 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
• 13. Do you get jealous easily?
• 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
• 15. Do you have any piercings?
• 16. Do you have any tattoos?
• 17. Do you like kissing in public?
• 20. Do you shower every day?
• 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
• 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
• 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
• 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
• 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
• 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
• 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
• 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
• 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
• 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
• 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
• 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
• 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
• 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
• 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
• 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
• 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
• 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
• 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
• 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
• 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
• 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
• 43. How long was your longest relationship?
• 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
• 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
• 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
• 47. How old are you?
• 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
• 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
• 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
• 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
• 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
• 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
• 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
• 55. Share a relationship story.
• 56. State 8 facts about your body
• 57. Things you want to say to an ex
• 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
• 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
• 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
• 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
• 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
• 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
• 64. What is your definition of cheating?
• 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
• 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
• 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
• 68. What is your sexual orientation?
• 69. What turns you off?
• 70. What turns you on?
• 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
• 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
• 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
• 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
• 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
• 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
• 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
• 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
• 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
• 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
• 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
• 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
• 83. Who was your first kiss with?
• 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
• 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
• 86. You’ll love me if
• DO IT!

epic4chan:

All I could think about during the exam.

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f-uck-ing:

Really though, do this.

Please?!?!?!?!?

(Source: brainsinlove, via herestothepastx)

When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.

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methlabrador:

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

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• Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
• Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
• Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
• Obama: Supports gay marriage.
• Obama: Education for all!
• Obama: Universal healthcare!
• Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
• Americans: You're destroying this country.

matturday:

we took alex’s cat for a walk

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The best asks, ever.

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• 47: City or nature person?
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

unniejackee:

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

(Source: mikedaoo, via donttdosadness)